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Monday, 18 November 2013
Official Diagnosis: Nicklas Bendtner aka Marshall Mathers is CHRONICALLY Insane.
And the picture above is the perfect image to explain this article. He's mad. He's crazy. For that, I love him and he is one of my favorite players now. I say this because Bendtner has come out with another beauty. He sees HIMSELF, playing for Real Madrid or Barcelona next. Nope, no joke. With his Arsenal career coming to its inevitable end, he believes that his next step lies in either of Spain's biggest clubs.....
HAHAHAHA!!!....ha....ha....okay, I am actually laughing as I type this. I just can't believe the confidence he still has in himself. Has he maybe considered removing his soul from his body and watching himself play for Arsenal? That's an option. I know a few soul extractors that can do the procedure for cheap. Once he does that, perhaps he may reconsider the belief he has in himself.
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Bendtner has been GOOD. Not great, but good. Danish fans will tell you that he has a good record for his country and he actually looks something of a finisher when he plays for them. The issue that Eminem has is he just can't bring that performance to Arsenal. Lord knows he has had chances, and lord knows he has missed MOST of those chances. He had a full season to prove his worth, and...he failed. So Eminem cannot feel hard done by and must just accept that he maybe is not good enough.
I admire his belief, I really do. I honestly believe he thinks he is good enough to move to those clubs. He can't be joking. For goodness sake, look at him. He does NOT look like an individual who has clear and and rational thoughts. So I think he might just need some psychiatric help OR, we should just really applaud what is a very unique creation in football.
Eminem, we salute you.
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