Van Gaal Is Using JUJU to Guide United

He is using juju. It is IMPOSSIBLE for a team as BAD as this United team to somehow keep getting these wins. It makes no sense. Again, United are TOTALLY outplayed, make mistakes and look ready to get beaten, but somehow they come away with the victory. There is only one explanation and that is VAN GAAL IS USING SOME WITCHCRAFT.

What King Louis is doing with United is very similar to what he did with that average Holland team at the World Cup. Getting water from dry rocks. A lot comes down to luck, but the way in which he gets his teams to execute and how he gets the VERY best out of average players is what you call true coaching...something a French guy from North London could learn from.

But that is Holland. The Dutch ALWAYS produce talented players, and it is not beyond the realm of the impossible that Holland were able to cause such a surprise. However, this United team IS the worst that I have EVER seen....and yes, WORSE than David Jeremiah Moyes.

Rooney has never looked so overrated. The supposed captain just drifts through games, not as much as RVP, and comes up with the occasional pass. I am just baffled at the fact that this guy is one of the highest paid players in the Premiership. HE DOES NOTHING OF ANY WORTH!

But it's the team as a whole. You have wingers playing as full-backs, confused defending, mistakes-galore and a team that look unbalanced.Yet, somehow, they are third in the table. It can lead to only one plausible conclusion and that is Manchester United and Van Gaal especially have sought the services of a professional witchdoctor. Nothing else can explain how a team that is playing so badly, and creating so few chances sit THIRD in the table.

How long will this juju last for? Will their luck run out? Can Van Gaal use his Dutch connection to get RVP to a thirty goal season?

It's going to be an interesting season. We all assumed that seventh would be the highest United could hope for, but by them just being in the mix, it makes things even more interesting with West Ham lurking around and the points being so close. Then another thought came to me....Chelsea's loss to Newcastle have knocked down their invincibility. They are STILL the strongest team, but they are within reach. What if Van Gaal does the impossible....and guides United to the Premiership title?

Based on the players he has, the injuries, and the performances the players are giving him...it would go down as one of THE great managerial feats.


HH