This is getting ridiculous. How the HELL is this man still in charge of this team? Why is his job not even under threat? What will it take to expunge this strain on all that is GOOD AND SENSIBLE IN THE WORLD OF FOOTBALL?!
So my friends, I have hatched a final plan to get rid of this man once and for all.
But just hear me out and DON'T call the UN or Obama. Please, you owe me at least a minute or so to explain what my plan is.
So what we have with Blanc is a guy who does not know he sucks and who believes that he is right to be the coach of one the most talented football teams in the world.
That's all well and good. So I think the only way that he can be removed from his post, is to threaten him PERSONALLY with a nuclear attack. Now, he may think we are joking, but if I do manage to make this threat real and give him an ultimatum of twenty-four hours to fully leave his post or ELSE...then I think this will work.
And wouldn't we all be happier? Yes it is drastic and some may call me a bit psychotic and odd to threaten an "innocent" man with a full-on nuclear attack on his soul which would erase him from the planet. But on the other hand, if you love football and want to see PSG really play sexy dynamic football and Lucas and Pastore running this team with silky skills, then I am afraid this is all that we are left with for that to occur.
Please, I am open to suggestions, but I don't think anyone can be better than a nuclear threat.
Thank you.
HH
