Thursday, 14 May 2015

An Apology to Massimiliano Jeremiah Allegri

Dear Max,

My name is HH, or Have Jeremiah Hope. I am the world's leading voice on all things football. During your tenure at AC Milan, your tailend to be specific, I called you names and hurled shocking insults at you. I even campaigned for you to be extradited from Earth. At the time, I believed I was perfectly in my right to say such things and use language that cannot be repeated.




When you were appointed at the manager of Juventus, I scoffed. I was certain you would lead Juve downhill after all the great work that Conte had done. I predicted Juventus to struggle and for the Serie A to finally be a lot more open once you got appointed. To my shock, this did not happen and what I saw before my own very eyes was how you somehow improved upon the work Conte had done which I did not think was possible.


It all culminated in not only with another Serie A victory with the team improving, but an improbable Champions League Final, defeating the defending champions en route. All this was done with playing a great, balance style of football that reminded the world that Italy still has a lot of quality and know how to play the game on a very fundamental level. This is why I feel I owe you an apology for all those insults, because although you were part of the Milan decline, I cannot hold you accountable as that prize goes to the bald-headed Galliani and Berlusconi for not properly replacing Ibrahimovic.



Reaching the Champions League final has vindicated you of that Milan dark period. I sincerely apologise for any harm I may have caused or any distress encountered from all the abuse that I spouted in my impassioned videos. This is your moment, and you are but one step away from completing what would be an incredible comeback story.


Massimiliano Jeremiah Allegri....I salute you!



Yours,

HH

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