Thursday 4 February 2016

The Cannibal Suarez is STILL Racist, but Hitting Those Heights as a Finisher





This dude is still an idiot, and I'm waiting patiently for him to officially apologise to Patrice Evra. But I guess in his skewed sensibility, which includes eating people, he feels he has somehow been wronged. So we still wait until some sense and logic returns to that pink thing between his ears.

As far as his football, the Cannibal has been hitting his highest heights of his career. Starting off with one of the great individual seasons he had with Liverpool, and now continuing on with Barcelona, he's proving to be one of the most lethal finishers in the world. It was a title that Cristiano proudly owned, but now he's been put in the shadow by the Uruguyan who will end up with an insane amount of goals by the end of the season.






This again shows just how dangerous and ridiculous the Barcelona team is. We already know what Messi can do, and how consistently he's been the best club player in the world for years and Neymar is pretty much the best young player there is, although Dybala wants that title. Now you have the Cannibal who is coming into his own as a finisher, and is perfecting the art by being able to score from almost any angle and distance.

There is a strong argument that Barcelona can do it all again. You would be foolish to bet against them to do the domestic twin now. The league is theirs and with Real and Atletico out of the Copa Del Rey, that should be a stroll for them as well. All that will be left to conquer is the Champions League, and with how the Cannibal is playing right now, the smart cash will be on them. The dude is just on a scoring streak, and is getting to a point where if you make just a single mistake or have any lapse in concentration, he will pounce and duly punish you.






I won't commend or congratulate the Cannibal, as I just don't do that to unapologetic racists or people who like munching on flesh. But as an analyst, I can objectively call him the most lethal finisher in the world right now. However, he needs to do it against tougher defenses who will be a lot harder on him and will actually know the way in which to defend.

For now...the Cannibal and Barcelona are looking pretty unbeatable.

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